Picture the scene: you’re really trying to concentrate on an important task but all you hear around you is the noise that makes it seem like you are caught up in a dodgy reality show. Your personal Truman Show, if you will.

Now, you’ll  get where I’m coming from when you read the next composition.

Shut up!
And quit with all the noise.
Shut up!
Your petty voice annoys.
Shut up!
Kardashian’s getting fatter.
Shut up!
Your black cat’s getting blacker!
Shut up!
Shut up!
Shut up!