Corporate speak.

We’ve all at some time or other met that one guy or gal that seems unable avoid throwing corporate buzzwords into their conversation. You know the sport of thing – “Let’s just park that idea for now. We need more blue sky thinking, get a fresh set of eyeballs. You know, really drill down and find the critical path to the best ROI”

I’m not sure why this way of speaking has evolved, maybe they think it makes them sound smart? Well, heads-up people, it doesn’t.

We know the type

That speaks corporate hype,

Of leveraging and synergies,

Paradigms and B2B’s,

Transparency and ownership,

Organic growth and blue chip.

Going forward, circle back,

Ducks in row and back on track.

To all the chaps that talk this way,

Help me out and make my day.

Stop and cease this gibberish

And start to speak in English.